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Trong toa tàu nọ có sáu vị khách, ba bác sĩ và ba người là luật sư...

Ba vị bác sĩ mua đủ ba vé còn ba vị luật sư chỉ mua chung một vé. Đến lúc soát vé, cả ba vị luật sư đứng lên đi vào nhà vệ sinh, người soát vé gõ cửa, một vé được chìa ra khe cửa. Chuyến đi đến nơi an toàn.

Chuyến về, ba vị bác sĩ rút kinh nghiêm chỉ mua một vé cho cả ba. Còn ba vị luật sư lại không mua vé.

Khi người soát vé chuẩn bị đến, ba vị bác sĩ đứng dậy vào nhà vệ sinh, ba người luật sư cũng đứng lên vào nhà vệ sinh bên cạnh. Nhưng một trong ba luật sư trước khi vào đã gõ cửa phòng vệ sinh có ba vị bác sĩ.

- Cạch... cạch... cạch... một tấm vé chìa qua khe cửa, vị luật sư cầm lấy và bước nốt vào nhà vệ sinh.

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